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Montanans can choose between two Official Gemstones: Sapphire and Agate. And owing to her vastness Montana requires two separate heads of state: the Governor, and his nemesis the anti-Governor.
The Granite State is the only state with an official State State. The State State of New Hampshire is New Hampshire. If you want to take that away from them you'll have to pry it from their cold, dead fingers.
Her vast hydroelectric dams produce enough power to deep-fry each of her potatoes millions of times over. Idaho can also claim one of the world's deepest gorges, Hell's Canyon, a worthy serving bowl for such a feast of french fries!
Woman wonders "Who's your itchy friend?"
Woman says "I thought he was with you."
Woman says "I thought he was with you."
They slowly back away from him.
At best, he's very interesting.
His brushes with success were just
An accident
No one likes New Hampshire Man.